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Zbebaville
(after Margaritaville - This is the parody that started it all)

Livin’ on Usenet, watchin’ the groups get
Flooded by zbebaf postin’ from @home.
Downloaders are whinin’, and regulars pinin’.
The posts are a-scrollin’ and I hear them moan:

Wastin’ away again right here in Zbebaville
Downloadin’ those parts as fast as I can
Well, some people claim my ISP is to blame
What d’ya think? Could they not give a damn?

Is this just a miscue? Are they sayin’ FAQ you?
They’re just “giving back” I hear them all say.
I guess I must get me a brand new ISP,
Or ADSL or Road Runner today.

Wastin’ away again right here in Zbebaville
Downloadin’ those parts as fast as I can
Well, some people claim my ISP is to blame
Now I think they might not give a damn.

I just can’t believe how they’re ruinin’ the groups now
I really do worry the groups might be lost,
And then what? FTP? Or maybe IRC?
Or maybe this zbeba should really get TOSed.

Wastin’ away again right here in Zbebaville
Downloadin’ those parts as fast as I can
Well, some people claim my ISP is to blame
Now I know, that they don’t give a damn.

Yes and some people claim my ISP is to blame
But I know, that it’s all Gypsy’s fault.