Troll Boy

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Troll Boy Today
(orig. YMCA by the Village People)

Troll boy, please stopping coming around.
I said, troll boy, you are bringing us down.
I said, troll boy, time to get out of town
Would indeed make us so happy

Troll boy, you know where you can go.
I said, troll boy, pick an exit and blow.
If you stay here, then I’m sure that you’ll find
You just will not have a good time

Let’s plonk us a Troll Boy Today.
Let’s plonk us a Troll Boy Today.
My reader has one thing I really do enjoy
My kill filter is still my best toy.

Troll Boy Today.
Let’s plonk us a Troll Boy Today.
We can wipe the group clean
Though you try to be mean
We can do whatever we feel.

Troll boy, are you listening to me?
I said, troll boy, you just won’t let us be.
I said, troll boy, but you just better see
You have got to know this one thing.

No one gets to be quite that selfish,
And, troll boy, you can go somewhere else.
So just go there in my kill filter to stay
I can sure help you out today.

Let’s plonk us a Troll Boy Today.
Let’s plonk us a Troll Boy Today.
My reader has one thing I really do enjoy
My kill filter is still my best toy.

Troll Boy Today.
Let’s plonk us a Troll Boy Today.
We can wipe the group clean
Though you try to be mean
We can do whatever we feel.

Troll boy, it’s time you pay your dues.
I said, troll boy, you’ll be singing the blues
When we post megs we shoot for 75.
While you just shuck and just jive.

Well, Troll boy, better listen to me
I said, troll boy, got no choice but defeat.
There’s a place there, there’s a place you can stay.
Where we all make you go away.

Let’s plonk us a Troll Boy Today.
Let’s plonk us a Troll Boy Today.
My reader has one thing I really do enjoy
My kill filter is still my best toy.

Troll Boy Today.
Let’s plonk us a Troll Boy Today.
Just cease and just desist,
Please stopping coming around.
I said, troll boy, you are bringing us down.

Plonk Trolls Today
Let’s plonk us a Troll Boy Today.
Troll boy, it is it’s time you pay your dues.
I said, troll boy, you’ll sing the blues

Plonk Trolls Today
Well, I’m telling you, Plonk Trolls Today
Plonk all the Trolls, Plonk them Today
You can make all these Trolls go away

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Recorded at Front Room Studios just northwest of Austin.
Another fair-use, not-for-profit parody. No commercial value.
All credit to the original artists.
Originally YMCA by the Village People.
MIDI found on some nameless website who knows when.
Much thanks to the absm Not So Humble Hamsters for the vocals.
Turtle Beach Santa Cruz, Shure SM-58 microphone. Recorded with CEP.
MIDI enhanced with BBE Sonic Maximizer.
Dedicated to the victims of Usenet trolls.

All credit to the original artists. Non-commercial, fair-use parody.