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Push It to the Limit
(after "Take It to the Limit" by the Eagles)

All alone at the end of the evening
And you're trolling much harder than blue
And you're thinkin' 'bout disrupting the newsgroup.
It's just what you do.

You know you've always been a zbeba
(Spent your time trollin' 'round)
And you can't seem to change
(Can't seem to settle down)
But the crap we've seen lately
Shows you're burnin' out
Stuff you're churnin' out keeps turnin' out the same.

So put you in a kill file
You're not hard to find
You've pushed it to the limit one more time.

You can spend all your time praisin' flooders
You're a legend in your own precious mind
If Usenet goes to pieces tomorrow
You'd think that's just fine.

You think no self-control is freedom
(I don't think you really care)
You're being a jerk
(We can't take you anywhere)
And there's nothing you believe in
That has any chance, not any chance, not any chance to work

On the Information Super Highway
You mow down the signs
And push it to the limit one more time
Push it to the limit, push it to the limit
Push it to the limit one more time