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Merry Christmas From the Hierarchy
(after Merry Christmas From the Family
by Robert Earl Keen)

We got trolls and we got nuts
In this here hierarchy
Ain’t no ifs or ands or buts
But we love it just the same
We come for music and we stay for fun
We get some visits from some clueless ones
We don’t know what to think of some
So we say please knock it off
Please knock it off

The last few weeks have brought some losers in
A bunch of meowers don’t remember when
I ever heard such an awful din
They tired and went away
And then the latest and the dimmest came
Some selfish losers who are really lame
Who think consideration’s just a game
They just don’t give a hey, don’t give a hey.

                   CHORUS:

Tune up your filters, turn your kill file on
Ignore the trolls until the last one’s gone
Just plonk the flamers and the clueless shits
Pay no attention to the raving twits
They can’t make sense you see, they don’t know how
So just be careful not to have a cow.
Sing Hallelujah for our MP3s
Merry Christmas from the hierarchy

I feel so sorry for the trolls these days
I can't believe it in how many ways
They stay convinced until their dying days
They somehow won a fight
But their attention span is short you know
Ain’t it always how the story goes
They lose their interest and stop posting so
We all sing Silent Night
Oh Holy Night

                   CHORUS:

Tune up your filters, turn your kill file on
Ignore the trolls till the last one’s gone
We’ll just outlast ‘em, they get bored real quick
Don’t play with trolls or they will make you sick
They can’t make sense you see, they don’t know how
So just be careful not to have a cow.
Sing Hallelujah for our MP3s
Merry Christmas from the hierarchy

Please knock it off
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