Longer
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(parody of Longer by Dan Fogelberg)
(click HERE to download the MP3) 

Longer

Longer than unabridged dictionaries,
Stranger than any post with a clue,
Longer than the complete works of Shakespeare,
We get this stuff from you.

Denser than any reinforced concrete,
Makes less sense than most dense people do,
Sends long posts; they’re devoid of all content.
We get this stuff from you.

Some thought we could reinvent her,
You said, “She’s a dingaling.”
Most folks finally had to plonk her.
We can’t make her think.

Through the years I have really tried to mellow.
I put up now with all kinds of spew.
I refuse to put up with your antics
I won’t put up with you.

Through the years I have really tried to mellow.
I put up now with all kinds of spew.
I refuse to put up with your antics
I won’t put up with you.

What's with this stuff from you?
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