Lola

In My Not So Humble Opinion
Fairly Unbalanced

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(original by The Kinks)
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Lola Parody

I met him posting movies in absm
And I asked, “Hey, dude. Why are your posting them?
C’mon, beat it.
C’mon and delete it."

He answered to me and said, “Piss off, dude.”
“I’ll just post what I want.” I thought, "Ain’t that rude?"
What a zbeba. A hard-headed zbeba.
A hard-headed zbeba.

Well, I’m not the world’s most intelligent guy,
But I’m smarter than him by a hundred miles.
Oh, my zbeba.
Z-b-e-b-a, zbeba.

Well, I'm not dumb but I can't explain
How he posts these files without a working brain.
Oh, my zbeba.
Z-b-e-b-a, zbeba.
Z-b-e-b-a, zbeba.

Went back and forth, and we fought all night.
He posted .wav files out of spite.
I’d like to pick him up and put him over my knee
I know what he is, and it starts with a “Z”.

Well, I’m not the most mathematical guy,
But his 200 megs, they really caught my eye.
Oh, my zbeba.
Flood, flood, flooding zbeba.
Flood, flood, flooding zbeba.
Zbeba.
Flood, flood, flooding zbeba.
Flood, flood, flooding zbeba.

I emailed abuse. I yelled at him some more.
His bullshit’s a bore. Stop trashing us please.
I can’t stand him, and he can’t stand me.

Well, now it’s the way that I want it to stay.
If the zbeba floods, then they’ll blow him away.
Tough luck, zbeba.
Too bad, so sad zbeba.

Boys will be boys, and we forgive a lot
But we tend to get pissed when you show you’re a snot
And a zbeba
Z-b-e-b-a, zbeba.

Well, he got cable just a week before
And listened to some crap from the guy next door
He got a big head without a matching brain.
They gave him the TOS for being such a pain

Well, I’m not the world’s most tolerant guy
And if I’m pushed too far then you can wave bye-bye
Oh, my zbeba.
Z-b-e-b-a, zbeba

All credit to the original artists. Non-commercial, fair-use parody.