Flippin’ La Zbeba Loca
(after Livin' La Vida Loca by Ricky Martin)

He intends to kill retention
That cat’s gonna make it fall
That dude deserves a lynchin’
That fool’s gonna drown us all

He’s into Ricky Martin, 
Aguilara, Brittney Spears
Rare stuff in the 2000s
Two gigs have just appeared
He’ll make you pull your hair out
And go cursing him in vain
He’ll make you just go crazy
Yeah, he’ll make you go insane
If he only had a brain

Floodtide, bullshit now
Flippin’ La Zbeba Loca
He’ll push retention down
Flippin’ La Zbeba Loca
He can pump it out
And his modem is really smokin’
His posts will wear you out
Flippin’ La Zbeba Loca
Flippin’ La Zbeba Loca
Flippin’ La Zbeba Loca

Woke up, completes are shitty
Mostly fragments. I can tell
He and friends are tradin’ music
No store will ever sell.
Never, ever listen
when you tell them they’re a pain
Their daddies all got broadband
Usenet’s never been the same
And it really is a shame

Floodtide, bullshit now
Flippin’ La Zbeba Loca
He’ll push retention down
Flippin’ La Zbeba Loca
He can pump it out
And his modem is really smokin’
His posts will wear you out
Flippin’ La Zbeba Loca
Flippin’ La Zbeba Loca
Flippin’ La Zbeba Loca
Flippin’ La Zbeba Loca


He’ll make you pull your hair out
And go cursing him in vain
He’ll make you just go crazy
Yeah, he’ll make you go insane
If he only had a brain

Floodtide, bullshit now
Flippin’ La Zbeba Loca
He’ll push retention down
Flippin’ La Zbeba Loca
He can pump it out
And his modem is really smokin’
His posts will wear you out
Flippin’ La Zbeba Loca

Floodtide, bullshit now
Flippin’ La Zbeba Loca
He’ll push retention down
Flippin’ La Zbeba Loca
He can pump it out
And his modem is really smokin’
His posts will wear you out
Flippin’ La Zbeba Loca
Flippin’ La Zbeba Loca
Flippin’ La Zbeba Loca

All credit to the original artist.  Non-commercial, fair-use parody.

New words © 2000, 2001 IMNSHO.com