"Last Post"
A poignant love song to the tune of "Last Kiss"
(original by Frank Wilson & the Cavaliers)

Oh, where, oh, where can my Tia be?
I want to send her an MP3.
I fill requests now every night and day
Just tryin' to get an answer from my TIA.

I was out on the groups grabbin' MP3s
When these requests jumped right out at me
I had them all. I knew just what to do.
I posted them all. And then some others too.

Our tastes were the same, a kindred spirit there.
A style so bold and a name so fair.
I love her requests, she signs them "TIA".
I know I found my love that day.

Oh, where, oh, where can my Tia be?
I want to send her an MP3.
I fill requests now every night and day
Just tryin' to get an answer from my TIA.

Now I'm lost in love, and my life is blessed.
I'm filling each and every Tia request.
Still I wish she'd answer, say she loves me too.
I tried everything, I don't know what to do.

I posted "TIA I'm dreaming of your kiss."
She called me a zbeba, whatever that is.
It nearly broke my heart, but my will is strong.
Undying love just can't be wrong.

And so my story goes, and in my dreams you see.
My Tia ends this mystery.

Oh, where, oh, where can my Tia be?
I want to send her an MP3.
I fill requests now every night and day
Just tryin' to get an answer from my TIA.

Mmmmmmm, Mmmmmm.
Mmmmmmm, Mmmmmm.

Inspired by a post in absm.2000s