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(original by Paul Simon)
Blow @Home (after Kodachrome)
When I think back on all the crap I’ve seen on Usenet,
It’s a wonder that it works at all.
And though my lack of bandwidth never seems to hurt me none,
I often bang my head against the wall.
Blow @Home!
Gives us a raft of flooders,
Bunches of spammin’ mothers,
Makes you think all their brains have fried away, oh yeah!
I want a cable modem, and then I’d really show ‘em.
Mamma let’s blow them all @Home away!
If you took all the dumbest Homeys ever posting,
Put them all together in one place.
I know they’d suck up all the bandwidth and start moanin’,
“ISPs just gotta add more space.”
Blow @Home!
Gives us a raft of flooders,
Bunches of spammin’ mothers,
Makes you think all their brains have fried away, oh yeah!
I want a cable modem, and then I’d really show ‘em.
Mamma let’s blow them all @Home away!
Mamma let’s blow them all @Home away,
Mamma let’s blow them all @Home away,
Mamma let’s blow them all @Home away!
Mamma let’s blow them all @Home,
Leave those boys to piss and moan,
Mamma let’s blow them all @Home away!
Mamma let’s blow them all @Home,
Leave those boys to piss and moan,
Mamma let’s blow them all @Home away!
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