The Hamsters
Home Up 16 Gigs 4 + 20 absm Xmas Aiming All I Know alt.config Always American Sky Beatles Come Monday Black Beret Bye Bye Lars Croce Medley Don't Start Plonk Twice Early Morn FAQ Nazi Flooder Man Forging Cancels Friend of Zbeba The Hamsters Hamsters Hosing Killfile Kodachrome Last Post La Zbeba Light Rail Lola Longer Lucille Merry Xmas Napster Pars Yenc Please Brain Push It Runaway Suits Shun Trolls absm.* Tribute Troll Boy UDP Zbeba Damage Zbebaville

 

(click HERE to download the MP3) 

The absm.* Happy Hamsters Medley

[Announcement over the crowd's cheers:]
Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome absm's newest sensation, The Hamsters!

Absm hierarchy, where we get our MP3s
We can up and download fast
Record execs can kiss our ass.

Ears to hear and eyes to see.
I don't want no LQTs!
Napster won't decide our fate.
These newsgroups sure are great.

[Spoken:]
That was really good, guys.
You’re doing just great!
Let's do it again. Ready, Stewrat? (All right!)
Ready to go, Cephus? (OK!)
Are you ready, gypsy? Gypsy? GYPSY! (OK!)

Absm hierarchy, where we get our MP3s
We can up and download fast
Record execs can kiss our ass.

Ears to hear and eyes to see.
I don't want no LQTs!
Napster won't decide our fate.
These newsgroups sure are great.

Napster won't decide our fate.
These newsgroups sure are great.

[Spoken:] One more, guys! Let's go!

(The Clueless Post Tonight)

A weenie whack a weenie whack a weenie whack.
A weenie whack a weenie whack a weenie whack.

In the newsgroup, MP3 news group, the clueless post tonight.
In the newsgroup, MP3 news group, the clueless post tonight.

Wee-ee-ee-ee-ee-eenie, um, whack away.
Wee-ee-ee-ee-ee-eenie, um, whack away.

Stop, you zbeba, you silly zbeba, it doesn’t help to fight.
Stop, you zbeba, you silly zbeba, it doesn’t help to fight.

Wee-ee-ee-ee-ee-eenie, um, whack away.
Wee-ee-ee-ee-ee-eenie, um, whack away.
(Instrumental)

Get the bailiff to whack his weenie, and he will do it right.
Get the bailiff to whack his weenie, and he will do it right.

Wee-ee-ee-ee-ee-eenie, um, whack away.
Wee-ee-ee-ee-ee-eenie, um, whack away.
(Repeat and fade)
All credit to the original artists.  Non-commercial, fair-use parody.
 

New words © 2000, 2001 IMNSHO.com