Flooder Man
(after Southern Man by Neil Young)

Flooder Man, better keep your head.
Don’t forget what the good FAQ says
Floodin’ change better come real fast
ISPs now imposin’ caps
Flooder Man

I saw Road Runner and @Home
I saw Chello and Mediaone.
Flooder Man when will you be done?

I saw screaming and fragmentation and
How long, how long? And how long?

Flooder Man, better keep your head.
Don’t forget what the good FAQ says
Floodin’ change better come real fast
ISPs now imposin’ caps
Flooder Man

Flooder Man why did you hose us down?
You've seen that FAQ-Man comin' around.
All we ask, my God, is you slow down!

I saw screaming and fragmentation and
How long, how long? And how long?

Flooder Man, better keep your head.
Don’t forget what the good FAQ says
Floodin’ change better come real fast
ISPs now imposin’ caps
Flooder Man