Don’t Plonk Twice, It’s All Right
(after Don’t Think Twice, It’s All Right by Bob Dylan)

Well, there ain’t no use to sit and wonder why you got plonked.
It don’t matter anyhow.
And it ain’t no use to sit and wonder why you got plonked.
If you don’t know by now.
When my kill file feature I learned how to turn on.
I looked at these threads and your nym was gone.
I knew that that was just exactly what I want.
So Don’t Plonk Twice, It’s All Right.

Well, I’m reading me this long winding thread, man.
Where it’s going, well, I can’t tell.
But it’s not disrupted, such an improvement.
I’d say it’s working fairly well.
Still I’m thinkin’ and a-wondrin’ all the way down the thread.
I once let your stupid drivel fill me with dread.
That’s all over now that your nym is dead.
So Don’t Plonk Twice, It’s All Right.

Well, there ain’t no use in callin’ out my nym now.
Wish you never had before.
Well, there ain’t no use in callin’ out my nym now.
I can’t see you anymore.
Can’t you see that there is nothin’ you can do or say.
No matter how you nymshift in my killfile you’ll stay.
You never did make any sense anyway. 
So Don’t Plonk Twice, It’s All Right.

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