Bye, Bye Lars
(original words by the Everly Brothers)

Bye-bye, Lars. Bye-bye, Metallica.
I’m just deleting ya’.
I think I’m a-gonna cry.
Bye-bye, Lars. Bye-bye, MP3s.
Napster’s a-blocking me.
I think your suit’s a lie,
Bye-bye to Lars, goodbye.

Three hundred thousand and thirty-five
Former fans don’t care now if you’re alive.
You don’t understand now where I come from
I even sent a dollar to PayLars.com

Bye-bye, Lars. Bye-bye, Metallica.
I’m just deleting ya’.
I think I’m a-gonna cry.
Bye-bye, Lars. Bye-bye, MP3s.
Napster’s a-blocking me.
I think your suit’s a lie,
Bye-bye to Lars, goodbye.

I’m through with sharing out on the Net
It’s just too risky. Don’t know what I’ll get.
And you’re the reason. Why’d you worry me?
You want to sue me over MP3s.

Bye-bye, Lars. Bye-bye, Metallica.
I’m just deleting ya’.
I think I’m a-gonna cry.
Bye-bye, Lars. Bye-bye, MP3s.
Napster’s a-blocking me.
I think your suit’s a lie,
Bye-bye to Lars, goodbye.