“He’s Always a Zbeba to Me” – Billy Jowl Hamster
(after "Always a Woman" by Billy
Joel)
He goes in your kill file
So fast that he flies.
He can ruin your breakfast
With outrageous lies.
And what he reveals
Can include an IP.
He acts like a child.
And he’s always a zbeba to me.
When he’s not praising floods
We can take him or leave him.
He wouldn’t know the truth
If it walked up and bit him.
You can say what you want
If you use ROT-13.
He won’t understand,
And he’s always a zbeba to me.
{Refrain}
Oh, can’t take care of himself.
It’s not truth that he wants.
He’s just wasting our time.
Oh, and he never gives up,
And he never clues in.
He’s just losing his mind.
Now he posts at 320 Inna-Gadda-da-Vida.
He’ll sneer at your protests.
And think it's the neatest.
Though he thinks he’s the best,
He’s the worst, can’t you see?
Blames it all on FAQ-Nazis.
He’s always a zbeba to me.
{Refrain}
We have tried being kind.
We have tried being cruel.
He does as he pleases
And acts like a fool.
He’ll soon be evicted
By his own ISP.
But what can we do?
He just can’t catch a clue.
And he’s always a zbeba to me.
