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I really do appreciate the place where we proposed
A new newsgroup, made good sense, would be so easy I supposed.
Could I be mistaken? 
Or is this process really rigged?
I just don't get alt.config.

I just don't get alt.config.
I can't be a regular, 'cause my head won't grow that big.
Playin' all those mind games
Is somethin' I don't really dig.
I just don't get alt.config.

I really tried to make some sense of all they're sayin' there,
The way that they discourage you, no one could really care.
When I see that kind of logic, 
I'd rather wrestle with a pig.
Oh, I just don't get alt.config.

I just don't get alt.config.
I can't be a regular, 'cause my head won't grow that big.
Playin' all those mind games
Is somethin' I don't really dig.
Well, I just don't get alt.config.
Honey, I just don't get alt.config.