All I Know
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All I Know
(after Art Garfunkle - All I Know)

I dis’ you, you dis’ me. 
We get pissed so easily.
So easily, we stoop so low.
I loathe you, and that's all I know.

All your posts again got through 
Even though I killfiled you.
I killfiled you, but you nymshift so.
I loathe you, and that's all I know.

When you’re bein’ a pain,
When you're actin' lame. 
It's a fine line between insanity and sane.
They say that the darkest spot is there in side your brain.

But the pissing always comes real fast. 
You can simply kiss my ass.
Just kiss my ass, then your ass will know.
I loathe you, and that's all I know.

When you’re bein’ a pain,
When you're actin' lame. 
It's a fine line between insanity and sane.
They say that the darkest spot is there in side your brain.

But the pissing always comes real fast. 
You can simply kiss my ass.
Just kiss my ass, then your ass will know.
I loathe you, and that's a-ll I know. 

It's you I loa – the,
You I loa – the,
And that's all I know. 
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