Aiming
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Aiming (after Amy)
(original by Pure Prairie League)

I can’t see why you are posting binaries.
You didn’t think text only please, discussions now are scrollin’ off the spool.
And now you’re off without a cancel, without a clue.
Please just try to hit the target. Why don’t you

Try aiming? Why’d you have to do that?
I think I will yell at you
For a while, maybe longer, you damn fool.

Don’t you think we shouldn’t have to lose our minds?
Try to do it better, try to do it right next time.
And can’t you see? Which group is discussion and which is MP3s?
And it just ain’t rocket science, can’t you see?
We aim to please, so please try

Aiming. Why’d you have to do that?
I think I will yell at you
For a while, maybe longer, you damn fool.

Instrumental break

Try aiming. Why’d you have to do that?
I think I will yell at you
For a while, maybe longer, you damn fool.

Now it’s come to what you’ve learned. What do you say? 
And all the things you’ve taken in can help you out some day.
And can’t you see that this isn’t about you or about me?
It’s about doin’ what is right. Will you agree?
Put it where it goes and just try

Aiming. You don’t have to do that.
We won’t have to yell at you.
If you try, you’ll remember, just remember, get a clue

Try aiming. Why’d you have to do that?
I think I will yell at you
For a while, maybe longer, you damn fool.

All in MP3 discussion groups.
All in MP3 discussion groups.
Don’t know what we’re gonna do.
Love our MP3 discussion groups.
Background:

The alt.binaries.sounds.mp3.d (discussion group) sometimes takes it rough.  Several binaries have left smoking craters across our land.  This parody is dedicated to the zbebaf who can't seem to figure it out.

 
 

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