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Have Yourself an absm.* Christmas
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Have Yourself an absm.* Christmas.
Find your heart's delight.
May you find your headers all intact tonight.

Have Yourself an absm.* Christmas.
Download MP3s.
From now on no troubles with your ISP.

Here we are on this golden night.
What's a copyright, dear soul?
RIAA, SDMI, and the FBI
Might know.

Who knows how long we will be together?
Still we make this vow:
We'll be posting music long as they allow.
So Have Yourself an absm.* Christmas now.

Sure hope we don't end up in the old hoosegow.
So Have Yourself an absm.* Christmas,
So Have Yourself an absm.* Christmas,
So Have Yourself an absm.* Christmas now.
Background:

Actually composed in December, 1999.  Um, just never got around to recording it for, um, two years..

 
 

New words © 2000, 2001 IMNSHO.com

 

Not-for-profit, fair-use parody.  All credit to original artists.